The MDC has announced that we no longer “need” to boil our drinking water in Hartford. This is a relief because it’s really hard to multitask in terms of health-related panic, what with the Swine Flu now dominating the news media. I advise readers to stop eating pork and kissing pigs until this epidemic is under control. When finished worrying about the Swine Flu, check out this list for more things to be paranoid about.