Hey, I didn't come up with the 311 theme song
(Remember, if you have a burning building, call 9-1-1! If you have a burning question, call 3-1-1!)

Saturday morning I will be hosting a show on WWUH, but those turntables won’t likely see half the spin of a recent press release concerning 311 :

For the second straight year, Hartford 311 has surpassed the 100,000 call mark.

Are you wrinkling your forehead too, trying to fathom why large call volume alone is something to celebrate? That over 2,000 phone calls were made in 2007 and again in 2008 with queries and complaints about trash and recycling does not seem like boast-worthy material. There is no information about the exact nature of these calls or what was done to bring the callers satisfaction. I know that in my own experience, I have written emails, rather than made calls (so that there is a written record, duh) and wonder if email gets counted in this data, or is simply invisible. I also know, in my experience, that it can take from two days to several weeks to receive a response to my email. I have sent complaints about the trash heap on Capitol Avenue. If you’d like to know whether or not that issue has been addressed, take a walk by some time. Look for a turquoise toilet.

The press release from the Mayor’s office states:

Call volume increased by more than 6,000 from 2007-2008 – despite staff reduction and service hours

Do these numbers indicate that people need a place to find information and voice complaints? Yes. Does this show that the callers are satisfied with how their issues are resolved? No. And with the reduction of staff and hours, that only suggests that the quality of service has decreased, the response time to these calls has decreased, or a bit of both.

This is what I would like: detailed data showing exactly what happens after the calls to 311 are placed. How many crackhouses were dealt with after callers complained? Where were rodent issues eliminated as a result of people contacting 311? How many and how swiftly were broken streetlights dealt with because of this service? Don’t tell me how great it is to be getting calls; show me what y’all be doing with these calls!